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3 people found this review helpful
470.3 hrs on record (454.3 hrs at review time)
Rock and Stone in the heart!

Also elves suck.
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
28.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
I am a statistician by profession...

PLEASE HELP ME THIS GAME FUELS MY PROBABILITY ADDICTION!
Posted 20 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
A good timing based puzzle platformer that gradually introduces new mechanics. Most of the levels are great with the exception of a few that relied too much on accurate timing. Enjoyed the graphical design as well as the music. My main gripe is the bosses are a tad frustrating. If you can beat this on limited lives, you get a gold star. Overall, nice job!

P.S. The dev that I communicated with was very friendly and I appreciate that.

BladeTwinSwords
Posted 12 October, 2020.
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19 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Length of Time Played: 3 Hours
Distance Played: Beaten Level 5
Personal Grade: B

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Based on a 5 point rating system.
(5 = Outstanding, 4 = Good, 3 = Average, 2 = Poor, 1 = Awful)

Gameplay: 4/5
Stability: 3/5
Story: N/A
Controls: 4/5
Graphics: 4/5
Music: 4/5
Sounds: 5/5
Difficulty: 5/5

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Vastly Improved Graphics
+ Improved Controls
+ Kill Dinosaurs like a madman
+ Excellent Music
+ Sounds are pretty good
+ Harder than the N64 version

= Controls feel somewhat slippery
= The game is short if you are decent at FPS's

- Graphical Issues
- Game seems to crash if you Alt-Tab
Posted 19 December, 2015.
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110 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
22.1 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Length of Time Played: ~50 Hours (Non-Steam Version)
Distance Played: Beaten the Story
Personal Grade: A

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Based on a 5 point rating system.
(5 = Outstanding, 4 = Good, 3 = Average, 2 = Poor, 1 = Awful)

Gameplay: 4/5
Stability: 5/5
Story: 4/5
Controls: 3/5
Graphics: 4/5
Music: 4/5
Sounds: 4/5
Difficulty: 5/5

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Significantly improved AI compared to the 1st Grimrock
+ Environments change as you go along
+ Great difficulty curve
+ Excellent music that fits the game
+ Nice transition between night and day
+ Additional races and classes to play as

= Does require a mouse to play effectively
= Interface is a bit awkward at times
= Some of the puzzles seem a bit too challenging

- The final boss is a bit of a joke
Posted 13 November, 2015.
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69 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1,003.0 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Length of Time Played: ~6 Hours
Distance Played: Played About 20 Games
Personal Grade: B+

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Based on a 5 point rating system.
(5 = Outstanding, 4 = Good, 3 = Average, 2 = Poor, 1 = Awful)

Gameplay: 5/5
Stability: 4/5
Story: N/A
Controls: 3/5
Graphics: 3/5
Music: 3/5
Sounds: 4/5
Difficulty: 4/5

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Exciting and tense gameplay
+ Wide variety of roles
+ Fair learning curve
+ Great laughs with friends
+ Interesting custom games

= Servers can have issues
= Has it's good share of trolls/idiots
= Medium's Curse
= Microtransactions feel pointless

- Gamethrowers can ruin the fun
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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31 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2,407.2 hrs on record (230.7 hrs at review time)
Length of Time Played: ~200 Hours And Still Going
Distance Played: Zone 1300 and 3/4ths of the Achievements
Personal Grade: A-

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Based on a 5 point rating system.
(5 = Outstanding, 4 = Good, 3 = Average, 2 = Poor, 1 = Awful)

Gameplay: 4/5
Stability: 5/5
Story: N/A
Controls: 5/5
Graphics: 3/5
Music: 2/5
Sounds: 3/5
Difficulty: 5/5

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Fiercely addicting gameplay
+ Free
+ Doesn't consume much time
+ Amusing monster names

= The game is stupid quick if you have an autoclicker
= You will end up turning off the music and sound due to its repetitiveness
= The in-game money transactions feel kind of tacked on since you can get rubies by just playing

- Achievements may take you a good while to get without an autoclicker
Posted 29 June, 2015.
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63 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
Length of Time Played: ~7.5 Hours
Distance Played: Beaten The Game And Unlocked All Achievements
Personal Grade: B

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Based on a 5 point rating system.
(5 = Outstanding, 4 = Good, 3 = Average, 2 = Poor, 1 = Awful)

Gameplay: 4/5
Stability: 5/5
Story: N/A
Controls: 3/5
Graphics: 3/5
Music: 4/5
Sounds: 3/5
Difficulty: 3/5

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Catchy soundtrack
+ Addicting gameplay
+ Achievements are reasonable
+ Simple enough premise

= Difficulty can go all over the place
= Jumping forward can be a little odd on a controller

- The black and white wire-frame level will make you scream
- The depth perception really messes with your brain on where to jump
Posted 29 June, 2015.
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89 people found this review helpful
51 people found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I would write an in depth review of this game but honestly....just buy the game.

It's a Wolfenstein clone made about 20 years ago for the SNES. It's a Christian game made by the very well known Wisdom Tree. The same people also made all those other Bible themed games on the NES back in the days.

You go around shooting invisible feed at animals so hard that the pass out. Why do these animals want Noah dead?! Someone please tell me!

So what is improved in this game?

+ Mouse Controls
+ 60 FPS
+ Keyboard Controls
+ Controller Support (If that's your thing)
+ Trading Cards (Same as above)
+ Achievements (Read above)

Overall Grade: B+ (Because Bible is Best)
Posted 23 June, 2015.
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16 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
Length of Time Played: 3.8 Hours
Distance Played: Played the Entire Game and Got All Achievements
Personal Grade: D+

Opinion of Each Aspect

Grading System - Outstanding, Excellent, Good, Acceptable, Poor, Horrendous, Abysmal

Gameplay: Acceptable
Stability: Good
Story: Horrendous
Controls: Abysmal
Graphics: Good
Music: Acceptable
Sounds: Acceptable
Difficulty: Poor

Notes: + (Positives), = (Small Gripes), - (Negatives)

+ Breasts
+ The music fits the theme

= Breast physics
= The enemies are rather boring
= The super abilities are nice but not really needed all that much

- How do these breast physics even work?!
- This game is so horrendously mediocre that it's not worth even mentioning
- The controls are slippery and absolute crap
Posted 10 June, 2015.
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