thanks to him, we got less towers falling from plane strikes

why are you looking at me like that

who are you

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!~ enjoy your week-end Blacky ~!

i'll make sure to crucify you during x-mas eve so you won't run out of my basement next time

After a good game in CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in CS2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS2 Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched and then bitten him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.