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he found a screwdriver and made my urethra less narrow. +rep

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies. ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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<3

what a legend

97 days in counting, i wonder what this mad man up to nowadays

miss you bby <3

golden brown feces

🌧💨Hurricane Harvey 💨 🌧 just came 💦 in my TEX-ASS 🤠 😩 😋 he demolished ☠️ my anus 🍑🍑 and drowned me in his 💦 juicy cummies 💦 and made my legs tremble for more. I'm ready for ROUND TWO‼️ Hurricane Irma won't ❌ stop 🛑 until I've HURRI-CAME 👀 💦 🌬she'll start in my south end and FLO-RIDE-A 🍆🍆MY HARD ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 until I'm so close 💥 and kiss me 💋 up my body 🌬 👦 🍆 💦 until she's flooded 🏊 me with her juices. 🌧 💦 Irma, please blow me with your category 3⃣ winds and I'll soil myself 😳 so hard with my cummies 💦 I create a 💀 DEATH TOLL! 💀

miss you bby <3

thanks for porn yes?

are you assuming my gender?

#rekt
I'll never recover :,^<

I'm not your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "fam", you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why would you text me about eyebrows? Why would I give the slightest ♥♥♥♥ what your face looks like? If we're gonna ♥♥♥♥ that's fine but don't assume for a minute I have ever given a ♥♥♥♥ about anything above your neck. You're a meat sock. A self-cleaning ♥♥♥♥ hole. Please get your tubes tied for the sake of all of us.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you.
like legit, you are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MVP

hwat did you say to me young man?

rip him he died

i can neither confirm on deny that :3

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.

<3

miss you bby

il rek u

play worse games :^>

p.p

Mate, you dont even know bruv!

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<3

Id be so happy for dat emerald pinstripe, so so happy

hey fazed, would you be willing to give up a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ m4 or ak skin?
or deagle?

Im a friend of Jay (Omni) Need some skilled cs friends. Would be willing to play often. invite meh!

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+rep great trader and fast responder!

We are like the arms of Exodia.

+rep Can't play CS:GO and gets all the good skins

+rep best trader :)

ur balls r gey

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+rep A Very GOod and Honest Trader :)