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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 6:39pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:58pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 11:12am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 6:50pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 6:55pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 8:01pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 11:12am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world