its really wild to me just how much trash you talk for how cute you are!!!! a pretty girl like you has no reason to have such a potty mouth while playing counter strike. i really thought it was kinda strange that you said ":3 nice shot", followed by the n word with the hard r... not to mention, you did say that you are a 5'2 cute girl with triple d tiddies. very odd of you to say that, but honestly, that confidence is hot. i bet you'd stomp on my nuts if i asked. i really hope you add me back so i can get another dose of that riveting gamer juice and lingo from you!

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+rep another game, another win with you

so ♥♥♥♥♥♥, needs to be treated by doctors

+rep cool trader

Bislo 30 Jul @ 7:57am
Spranc_Ram1z 17 May @ 6:29pm
ki je laravel za muho?

+rep AWP sniper elite

cheeser

its really wild to me just how much trash you talk for how cute you are!!!! a pretty girl like you has no reason to have such a potty mouth while playing counter strike. i really thought it was kinda strange that you said ":3 nice shot", followed by the n word with the hard r... not to mention, you did say that you are a 5'2 cute girl with triple d tiddies. very odd of you to say that, but honestly, that confidence is hot. i bet you'd stomp on my nuts if i asked. i really hope you add me back so i can get another dose of that riveting gamer juice and lingo from you!

yooyo

Squad up?

ki je laravel za muho?

pleasure to team up

+rep ty for game, don't forget to add me!

hello i recently selled u my wife for kontere strik skins. my wif returned to me. but why? im don't take the refund but plese take the wife back. she is alredy screeming at me.
angry regard,s
milo malakata

hey can we trade? add me pls

-rep this guy is addicted to heroin

0/10 Wont play rounds with me

+rep truly inspirational

Hey, I recently inquired about your *NEW* Nomad Fade Knife! Please add me to discuss trades.
- Kind Regards,
Fidan Reklamaskam

Ready to dominate the game?

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

brainrot but kinda hot ngl

slovenac

+rep best in the lobby

+rep ty for game

GG

siemano
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina

-rep said my mom was a below-average woman with a low paying job, thus not providing me with the resources to raise a kid correctly

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

One of my high school friends who we recently got back in touch with had a baby a month or two ago. He sent over a photo of new baby ogling a giant pint of Guinness in the way only someone that Irish can. So I was telling him how Lou (the other owner of the company that owns Yarn Forward) went to a knitting show in Dublin and saw so many children in hideous acrylic handknit sweaters that she wanted to call child protective services on them. Their friend, knowing I would fully appreciate it, emailed over a better photo of the handknit sweater his family sent from Limerick for his wee daughter. I told him he’s lucky to have gotten wool, given the handknit acrylic nightmares Lou saw when she was in Ireland. And he replies with the funniest thing I read all week:

“Children in acrylic have mommies who don’t love them.”
So now I have been inspired to knit something hilarious for his daughter. Just wait. I’ve got the yarn, it’s all getting the top bit correct now.

heeey, added;3

+ rep from faceit

fantastic under pressure

+ rep pretty good player

siemano
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina

-rep kmet

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life.

Master of the game

Your next challenge: Accepting my invite.

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pls teach me how to play ron

bro pls teach me how to play RON

i jack off to grandmas 😎

fake ass faggy

good profile, smart player

+Rep friendly teammate have a good day

let's play together and have a blast💥