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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:19pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:51pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 7:59am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:24pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:06pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 7:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 1:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 10:31pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 1:27am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 1:29pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:56am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 3:06pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 7:26am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 1:10am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:08pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 8:53am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 1:03am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 7:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 5:39pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 8:25am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 8:37pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 8:07am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:24am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:32am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 11:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:31pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 5:00pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 8:12am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:51pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 7:17am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 8:35am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 9:55pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 8:54pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 10:39pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:49pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:31am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:11pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:15pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 5:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:16pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 10:28pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2013 @ 5:20pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 8:05am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:59pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:17am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 8:18pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 7:59pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 11:39pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 4:14pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 1:12am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 11 May, 2014 @ 12:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 8:00pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 11:27pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 10:19pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:29pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 7:52pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 4 May, 2016 @ 12:39am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 8:00pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 11:50am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 11:04am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 5:05pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 10:17pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 11:48am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 4:29pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2015 @ 1:05pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 3 May, 2016 @ 6:18pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2018 @ 8:53pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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