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82 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
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31.2 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 24 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2,160.2 hrs on record (1,710.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 24 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Great game, good spiritual successor to the super monkey ball franchise, well worth the £10, relaxing and frustrating at the same time. A true challenge.
Posted 8 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.0 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
What can I say other than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What an experience, with a compelling storyline and emotionally difficult choices to make this game was a rollercoaster from start to finish and I can't recommend it enough. Seriously, get this game
Posted 19 July, 2016.
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4.3 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Absolutely wonderful adventure told in a brilliant narrative, I recommend to all looking for a short but astounding game.
Posted 19 June, 2016.
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54.8 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What can I say, I picked up this game after remembering seeing a few clips that interested me so I thought ah, why not.

BIG mistake.

This game will devour your life, I started up a new world, started messing around and before you know it i've got machinery sprawled everywhere, 10 hours gametime and it's 7 in the morning.

10/10 amazing game, and I've barely made a dent in it. Looking forward to seeing all the new updates to come too!
Posted 18 June, 2016.
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125.7 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
42 hours so far into this game and I can see many more on the way. Such a brilliant timewaster, and for the age and considering it's free-to-play I can't give it a single con. Beautiful game I'll certainly be buying the new one on release.
Posted 17 June, 2016.
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