No but seriously Imagine this.

You’re seeing Haunted Mound in concert. Everyone is having a great time. Sematary seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Sem says. All of a sudden Ghost Mountain come out and start singing “Nevada.” When he gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “Rolling round the way, I'm in my Peterbilt (Peterbilt).” Lights flash everywhere, and you see Sem singing “Nevada” along with Ghost, while Hackle is singing “Peterbilt”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Sem and Ghost walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sliced my ♥♥♥♥ offff!!!!!

so we where good friends and i invited him over to a sleep over when he took a bread knife and wanted me to talk dirty to him. I said no and he threatened me to beat me big ass cheeks, when he all of sudden sliced my hard ♥♥♥♥ off.
Yes i had a boner but only because he stroked me so good

+rep autist

+rep på pizzerian käkar man pizza

ja

what the swede doin