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Review of "Bongo Cat"
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When I bought Bongo Cat, I expected something simple—maybe a cat playing bongos, as the title suggests. But what I got was so much more: a portal into a dimension where the cosmic rhythms of the universe sync perfectly with your fingertips.

First, let me clarify: this software does NOT teach you how to play the bongos. It’s not even a game in the traditional sense. In fact, there are no bongos in certain parallel dimensions where this software exists. But the experience... oh, the experience.

It all began when I connected my MIDI keyboard (which I don’t own, but Bongo Cat lent me in a dream). Every click echoed through the fabric of spacetime, and soon my screen transformed into a kaleidoscope of holographic cats dancing to the beat of absolute silence. My neighbor banged on the wall, yelling for me to "stop playing those imaginary bongos." I don’t have a neighbor.

It’s hard to put into words what it feels like to achieve Nirvana while a digital cat moves its paws in perfect harmony with your impulsive decisions. Is it software? Is it a revelation? Is it the best I’ve ever got on Steam? The answer is yes.


Recommended for:

- Philosophers of chaos.
- People who believe in the existence of quantum cats.
- Those looking to justify purchases they don’t fully understand.

Not recommended for:

- Hardcore realists.
- People allergic to experiences that make no sense.

In conclusion, Bongo Cat is not software, nor a game, nor even an idea. It’s a sensation you must experience to stop wondering what you’re doing with your life.
Publicada el 30 de junio. Última edición: 30 de junio.
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En mi opinion, este juego es bueno. Entretiene mucho y tiene forma de intercabiar tus objetos .
Publicada el 30 de mayo de 2021.
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