Bananas 🍌 are secretly watching 👀 our dreams 💤, whispering 🗣 conspiracy 🤫 theories 🧠 into jellyfish 🪼 who transmit 📡 them to microwaves 🔥 that dance 💃 when nobody 🚫 is looking 👀. Meanwhile, elephants 🐘 are learning calculus 📚 to decode alien 👽 messages ✉️ hidden inside spaghetti 🍝, but the government 🏛️ distracts us with rubber ducks 🦆 that scream 📢 in Morse code 🔠. Suddenly, penguins 🐧 invent WiFi 📶 using coconuts 🥥 and start a cryptocurrency 💰 based on hiccups 🤭, but then the economy 📉 crashes because ghosts 👻 refuse to pay taxes 💸. At this point, dinosaurs 🦖 wake up from their underground 🕳️ slumber, demanding tacos 🌮 in exchange for time travel ⏳, but all we have left is bubble wrap 🫧 and existential dread 😨, so they leave disappointed 😞 and the universe 🌌 turns into a giant sock 🧦 full of static electricity ⚡.

signed by me :) lets play csgo

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