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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 7:38am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 1:49pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 3:55pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 8:51am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 3:35pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 9:33am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 8:43am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:22am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:11am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 9:44am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:11am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 8:36am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 7:17am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:07am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 3:27pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 9:41am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:45am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 7:31am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 7:19am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:29am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 7:31am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 3:49pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:32am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 3:49pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 12:55pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:33am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 1:11pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 6:31am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:18am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:21am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 3:55pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 15 May, 2014 @ 10:17am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:36am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 10:49am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:54am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 1:01pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 3:59pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:28am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 7:12am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 8:37am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 9:46am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:11am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 9:13am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 1:06pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 7:51am

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 10:39am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 2:44pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 3:07pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 4:22am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2013 @ 1:38pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 3:01pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 2:52pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 4:12pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 5:00am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 4:50pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 16 May, 2014 @ 4:06pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:31pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 4:51am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 9:50am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:52pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 9:43am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:52pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:57pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:57pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:59pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:55pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2013 @ 3:30am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 4:02pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 4:03pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 10:39am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:50pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 2:20pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:47pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 1:46pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 1:54pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 2:03pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:57pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 2:53pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 1:50pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:52pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:45pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:53pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.