ironic hotel soap's Choice of Robots Achievement Progress

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 2:54am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2016 @ 4:49am

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 2:46am

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:26am

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:01pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 5:45am

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:56pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 5:49am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:02am

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:04pm

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 10:22am

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:41am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:30am

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 3:37am

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:09am

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 3:10am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:11am

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:06pm

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 8:30pm

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 7:20pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:21am

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 10:38am

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 10:38am

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:15pm

Spouse

Got married!

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:27pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 7:18pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:21pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 7:20pm

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 5:18am

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 3:40am

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 5:34pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:05am

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 3:51am

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:54am

Patriot

America won the war.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:03am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:39am

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2016 @ 5:44am

Founder

Started a new country.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:49am

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 9:16pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:30pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:36am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:29am

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2016 @ 5:46am

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 7:39pm

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 3:47am

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2016 @ 5:50am

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:21am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:39pm

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:26am

Robophile

Married a robot.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:59am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 2:59am

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 5:54pm

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 5:53pm

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 5:08am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 5:09am

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2016 @ 5:30am

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 6:54am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:57pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 5:19am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:57pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 7:47pm

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 8:31pm

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 8:57pm