This is EU4 end of hundred years war
British lost and got a civil war
England or France those ones are easy
Ottomans is easier
You look a little hazy

You spent all your ducats
And bought the DLCs
Watch others play
It seemed like a breeze

Now you blame RNG
For your bad game?
Think you are a good player man
You just lost as Ottoman

Aggressive expansion sucks
It's not just a number
Overextension is real
It's no time to slumber

Unrest and rebels
Get your head around it
Forts zone of control? (hah)
Nobody understands this

Complicated game mechanics
A strategy distortion
Every newbie panics
IRL war exhaustion

Gotta put your hours in
Quit being gloomy
If you are still struggling
Just blame Groogy

(İnstrümental Groogy Arası)

Sacked my own city
Gotta Quarantine the ports
No stability
And that's when the comet shows

AI wins a siege race
Makes me look like Pre-K
Meanwhile my king is
Literally Enrique

I got killed by RNG
Lost Battle
Rolls Failed
Ottomans Declared on me
And my only ally bailed!

No money
No friends
My spiral began
2IRL4ME dude
It's a feels bad man

Rise with Byzantium
Like Purple Phoenix
Thuringia's shape is weird
It looks like a penis?

Now if you still
Don't get the game
There's someone here
You've heard the name

He did the Three Mountains
As a Mayan horde
An EU4 savant
A wiz with keyboard

Quantity is good
Cavs are atrocious
Giving us all the strats
Enter the Radiores
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