Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
32 of 47 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2015 @ 9:33pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 6:27pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:15pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:36pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:48pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:46pm

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:56pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:45pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:49pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:51pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 8:01pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2015 @ 7:44pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 8:08pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 8:12pm

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 8:20pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 8:26pm

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2015 @ 7:49pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2015 @ 8:02pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:05pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:00pm

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:09pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:15pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 8:55am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 7:22pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 7:28pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 7:35pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 7:48pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 8:47pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:07am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:08am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:03am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:13am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked