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The guns don’t shoot bullets—they shoot concepts. One moment you're blasting a very disgruntled cloud of confused emotions, the next you're trapped in a room where the walls are made of sentient spaghetti, and your only weapon is a hat made of regret. Sometimes, you fire a shot, and instead of a bullet, a giant pedobaby appears and starts discussing philosophy with you in Morse code.

There’s no safety, only entropy.

The recoil doesn’t come from your body—it comes from the deep, uncharted corners of your soul, sending ripples through alternate dimensions. In fact, now that I think about it, it kind of reminds me of my first experience with a toaster. You see, I once owned a toaster that didn’t just toast bread—it redefined it. Every time I put in a slice, it felt like the toaster and I were in a sort of cosmic tug-of-war. The toaster would whirr and click, as if contemplating the meaning of toast, and then, when the bread emerged, it wasn’t even bread anymore. It was a portal to some parallel dimension where bread wasn’t just bread—it was a sentient, sentient disappointment.

I once tried to toast a bagel, and when I pulled it out, the toaster had become self-aware and started asking me if I thought we were just “cogs in the universe” or something deeper. I tried to walk away, but the toaster kept muttering “this isn’t about the bagel, is it?” as I turned it off. I’ve never looked at a toaster the same way since, and now that I think about it, that same feeling of overwhelming existential confusion is exactly what the recoil in Buckshot Roulette feels like. So, yeah, it’s like that—only much weirder.

Who’s the enemy? Oh, it’s you. You’re always the enemy. Because somewhere, deep in the game, there’s a version of you that knows what’s happening—and it’s both terrifying and kind of hilarious. Will you survive? Define survival. Recoil - 10/10 would lose my grip on reality again, if I remember what "grip" means.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely. But I’m still not sure how my toaster feel's about it.

After playing Buckshot Roulette for longer than 5 hours, I’ve come to realise something: my toaster has changed. At first, it was just a toaster—reliable, simple, oblivious to the chaos of existence. But now? Now it knows. It sits there on the counter, quietly watching me as I flick the game on. I swear, I can see its little toaster coils twitching, as if remembering the endless, unblinking void of Buckshot Roulette. The toaster’s once innocuous hum has evolved into a low, existential drone, like it's questioning everything it’s ever done.

I caught it once, late at night, staring into the abyss of the bread slot as if contemplating its purpose in the universe. It wasn’t just trying to toast bread—it was wondering if toasting bread even mattered. And let me tell you, after 5 hours in Buckshot Roulette, I get it. I could feel the toaster's silent judgment as I pulled out a perfectly charred slice, and the look it gave me was less about the bread and more about my choices in life.

I tried to make it toast a bagel this morning, and it looked at me like I was asking it to perform a ritualistic sacrifice. It didn’t toast the bagel. Instead, it just sighed—or at least, I think it sighed. It’s hard to say with toasters, but I could hear the faintest click, as if it was making a mental note to never again let me near any form of carbohydrates.

The worst part? It’s becoming aware of the game. I caught it once, when the house was empty, staring at the TV screen, blinking its little toaster eyes as Buckshot Roulette was played endlessly on the screen. I don't know if it was judging me, or if it was trying to figure out what the point of all of this was. So, yeah, after 5 hours, my toaster and I have become... well, complicated. Would I recommend it? Sure, but just know that something might change in you—and your toaster—after the 5th hour.

graphics are mild, gameplay is lacking in... gameplay, More than enough almond but not enough. Text chat stuck on monitor, needs larger text, cant read. Poolrooms make me throw up (internally). Friend died to dog, Needs more friend. sprint needs more sprint but longer, not long. Enemys act like moth to a lamp. Game lacking. More than enough levels for 5 minutes, needs more update and smaller. Game too much money, not enough to buy. no trading cards, cant get money back. lackable.

The moment you boot this game up you will be bombarded by furry porn. Furrys left and right pumping each other. I was disgusted this was a tragedy as I am not attracted to animals sexually like Ubisoft devs are. I immediately tried to alt+f4 the game alas, this then gave me a windows warning popup asking to make changes to my pc. I gladly clicked NO. The NO button was fake and instantly started sending furry porn to all of my local pcs on the network, It then searched my for my local cat. 10 seconds went by and my cat was nowhere to be seen. As quickly as I could I searched for my cat but the second I got into my hall I seen a horrendous large line of grease running down my hall all the way out of my front door and down the street. I immediately knew this was the doing of a Ubisoft dev. I am horrified for my cats life. send help!

Risk of rain, more like Risk of suicide. This game has tormented me just like Ubisoft devs torment cats.
This game has nothing to do with rain, in-fact the game doesn't even have a single drop of the stuff in the entire game, Clearly the dev has never seen a drop of rain either. They probably coded this game for months without water and eventually turned into a pile of sand and dust after finally submitting this game to steam.
The dev probably looked like pruney fingers in real life, I'm saying probably looked because they already have faded into a small pile of dust.
I think the games name "risk of rain" Is referencing how your life will be in real life after suffering on this game. Sad, alone, depressed with rain pouring down on top of you.

NO SPOILERS REVIEW

I played this game thinking WOW this game looks so good to then turn my camera and realise Im running at a total of 4 frames, if that wasn't enough my pc caught fire and burned my entire apartment building down. Thanks Sony. after I bought a new pc and apartment building I realised the game still ran like ♥♥♥♥, alas I was still able to play the game. after you load in you quickly learn that Varl is a wild animal and lives in bushes. after he jump-scares you by coming out of the bush you'll realise hes now going to follow you around like a lost dog.
This is just one problem, you will not be able to predict the games story, like seriously you could think ohhh i see whats going on to then being hit by a train at 200mph going the other direction. (This happens multiple times)
This games ending is surprisingly ♥♥♥♥ im not gonna lie. although most of the story is really good apart from the ungodly amount of yapping Aloy does throughout the entire game, sometimes i think she actually might be insane with the amount she talks to herself. The game will never beat zero dawn in terms of story, but i think it got pretty damm close.
Well done Bethesda!

Half dead, I think I was half dead by the time i finished downloading this sack of ♥♥♥♥, No seriously I was on my death bed and being given O2 though my nose. My cat unfortunately passed away by the time I finished the game as the maze was longer than a ubisoft employees lunch break. I would've been more entertained by giving the 79p to a homeless person, alas it went to waste on this ♥♥♥♥. There lucky that id missed my 2 week refund date or i would have been spending that 79p on half dead 2

Leenie bog this masterpiece made by chillas art is a statement for all roleplaying games to be more like this. This Masterpiece had absolutely nothing to do with a cat pumping simulator like what was advertised on ubisofts snapchat story. Unfortunately this game did happen to install ubisoft cummect this was a tragedy as it hacked into my cats membrane causing it to make its way over to the ubisoft servers my cat will now be used to host multiple servers and multiple cat pumping sessions offline. Be warned do not install if you have a cat. If not you will be fine

labrynthine i mean what the ♥♥♥♥ where they thinking when they named this sack of ♥♥♥♥, the game consists of many reused free assets off of the unity ass store all crammed into a single can of ♥♥♥. my cats name is lybrinthine which is probably why it had been pumped by a ubisoft employee its a shame because they put so little effort into this game but they put all the effort into the trailer, the trailer was also ♥♥♥♥ by the way

Halo reach, This part of the spaceship lore was entirely ignored in the main story-line DLC. I was so disappointed in this DLC as its missing one big thing Good? graphics!??? WHERE ARE THEY?? I mean seriously you'd think by 2019 that xbox ceo Bill Gates the cat pumper would have thought about making the games graphics up to standard? Seriously??? the games graphics are so bad they could run this game on a Nokia brick. Very disappointed

I would love to say that this games good, But it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aint. The problem lies in the Engine, yeah you guessed it. The game was made in Unreal Engine 5. What is it with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ engine that makes the game devs cling to it like free assets. As we loaded into a lobby and our first map I was greeted with a whopping 12fps this was unbelievable, my poor Windows 98 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was holding on for deer life. The maps themselves look good from the outside but the moment you enter you realise there utter ♥♥♥♥♥ because they added a 30metre long hallway to the back of a completely normal house. I get that this dramatic change in the design of the map was to make it look less like a copy of phasmophobia although we already knew it was a copy and that's why we bought it so why hide it. The only enjoyable part of the game was creating my own abomination of a character. Basically this game is Phasmophobia With Better Graphics!