caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Hi, good day, i'm just wondering if you're up for a trade? might have an offer for u, please add me if you're interested to it, peace

+rep good guy!

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁CSGO
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Game Sense
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Crosshair Placement
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

#HZGONTOP

BRO ZENZY SIGNED MY PROFILE HES SUCH A BIG NAMER

signed by scripter

bro u must smell like ass

Since birth I have been blessed with gigantic foreskin. Due to this blessing, I no longer require condoms. "Why?" I hear you asking. Well, have you ever tied a water balloon? If you have, then you must be aware that it pretty much blocks all forms of liquid from coming out.

Now, since my foreskin already looks like an empty water balloon, all I gotta do is tie off the end and get to the filling after I have finished.

Also makes a good trick at birthday parties if you've ran out of balloons to throw at your nephew. Save yourself money people.

#HZGONTOP

HZGONTOP

+rep kinda funny, -rep kinda gay

Thanks for your comment ;)

+rep is a man worthy of prayers

signed by bowl butt

<3 in the name of the father, the sun, and the rusty boi, amen

Hey man peace and love from the stream again tonight

Brother we are saying a prayer for you on stream tonight <3

+rep add me

thanks for the compliments

fine and doglike

-rep spinbot

big time hacker

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hacker uses wall hacks