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42 of 62 (68%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Extermination

Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 5:56pm

Annihilation

Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 5:19am

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 6:35pm

Hippy-Stomper

Foot stomp 12 aliens
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2011 @ 7:14am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2011 @ 4:40pm

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2011 @ 6:38am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2011 @ 10:17am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 6:26pm

Noms

Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 5:23pm

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2011 @ 4:55pm

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2011 @ 7:47am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 6:26pm

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 7:36pm

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 4:43pm

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2011 @ 7:53pm

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2011 @ 4:01pm

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2011 @ 6:14am

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:03pm

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:17pm

Air-Duke

Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 4:21pm

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 5:42pm

Juiced

Take steroids in SP
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 5:51pm

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2011 @ 7:42am

Drawrings

Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 4:45pm

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2011 @ 9:03pm

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2011 @ 9:03pm

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2011 @ 9:03pm

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 5:26pm

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 4:40pm

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2011 @ 4:50pm

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 11:50am

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2011 @ 7:39pm

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2011 @ 8:02am

Octacide

Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2011 @ 7:28pm

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2011 @ 8:13pm

Threesome

Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 8:21pm

Bloody Red Rover

Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Scientits

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 7:46pm

Heart to Heart

Finish Doctor Proton
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 8:53pm

Another Piece of Cake

Beat the DLC campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 8:45pm

Let's Rock Out

Beat the DLC campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 8:45pm

Hedonist, not Misogynist

Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 7:12pm



Trapper

Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards

Gunslinger

Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club

Pescaphobe

Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
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