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188.9 hrs on record (175.5 hrs at review time)
Tons of explosions and grapling hooks. 9.8/10 IGN rating
Posted 1 October, 2019.
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349.2 hrs on record (338.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Pew Pew very good. I like
Posted 1 October, 2019. Last edited 20 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
217.5 hrs on record (181.2 hrs at review time)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of culinary science most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Colonel Sanders' cooking outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Cornell University literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about FOOD. As a consequence people who dislike I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Colonel Sanders' existencial catchphrase "Finger Lickin' Good," which itself is a cryptic reference to Robert C. Baker's American epic Batters and Sauces I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Psyop's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Colonel Sanders tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Posted 24 September, 2019. Last edited 5 October, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Perfect 5/7
Posted 17 August, 2019.
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0.3 hrs on record
The graphics looks like something from 2008 and the gameplay is just really bland
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
423.3 hrs on record (390.7 hrs at review time)
Many hours of content, amazing soundtrack, overall Amazing game

9/10 IGN rating
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 6 February, 2020.
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106.9 hrs on record (65.4 hrs at review time)
you can build cities

9/10 IGN rating
Posted 26 March, 2019. Last edited 6 February, 2020.
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133.0 hrs on record (71.2 hrs at review time)
Good Game can reccomend
Posted 23 November, 2018. Last edited 1 October, 2019.
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76.3 hrs on record (75.2 hrs at review time)
hello
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 21 September, 2021.
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