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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am