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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!

“You da bomb!”
“No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

"Oh daddy, I love you so much!"
"Hey, until we get the DNA test I’m just Harry to you!"

One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that
you were adopted.

Titanic: „And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!”

"Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
"Allahu Akbar my son. Allahu Akbar."

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?
They’ve never known what home is.

What animal has five legs?
A pitbull returning from a playground.


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