Elephant, n.:
A mouse built to government specifications.
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Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
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Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
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"The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance.
He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him.
But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are
given to administer we presently imagine we own."
-- H.G. Wells
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There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
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To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.
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Calmly remove the drugs sammy :S I knew there was something strange about you m9

I WONT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERY DAY the same ♥♥♥♥. ''SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of ♥♥♥♥ I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I ♥♥♥♥ HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO ♥♥♥♥ ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

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