The bony-eared assfish (Acanthonus armasstus) is a bathypelagic bony-ass species of cusk-ass eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths of ass from 1,171 to 4,415 metres (3,842 to 14,485 asses).

The bony-eared assfish may have the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

Like many other creatures that dwell in the depths of the ass, assfish are soft and flabby with a light skeleton (bony). This is likely to have resulted from a lack of food (and ass) and the high pressures which accompany living at such a depth, making it difficult to generate muscle and bone.

The capybara[note 1] or greater capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) is a giant cavy rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent[2] and a member of the genus Hydrochoerus. The only other extant member is the lesser capybara (Hydrochoerus isthmius). Its close relatives include guinea pigs and rock cavies, and it is more distantly related to the agouti, the chinchilla, and the nutria. The capybara inhabits savannas and dense forests and lives near bodies of water. It is a highly social species and can be found in groups as large as 100 individuals, but usually lives in groups of 10–20 individuals. The capybara is hunted for its meat and hide and also for grease from its thick fatty skin.[3] It is not considered a threatened species.

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