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jf o i am a booty hole because my name is Jaden Herman and my girlfriend is the love of my life and she definetly loves me more becaise all i do os fart on her.
I will tell yyou about the life of Jaden hERMAN. HE BULLIES HIS GIRLFRIEND and doesnt love her.
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HE DOESNT LOVE HIS GIRLFRIEND MORE AND LIES TO HER about her being fat.

he does not like her typing on his computer like this because she makes many errors and is a big bully. he thinks its funny because she messes up so much but shes slowly getting the hang of it, but if he wAS NICER SHE WOULD WANT MORE SLEEP.
HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS A CYST IN HER WRIST THAT HURTS WHILE TYPING THIS FOR HIM AND HAS CAP LOCK ON BECAUSE SHES TO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF AND WILL ONLY TURN IT BACK ON AFTER A MINUTE CAUSE SHE CANT REMEMBER WHERE THE KEYS ARE.
jADEN LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT IS GAY.


SIGNED,

Jaden Herman