Recent reviews by F4doraOfDoom

Endless depth and entertainment.
At first I didn't really like it, but the more I played it, the more I fell in love with this game.
Just buy it, you'll only regret it after you forget do your homework.

PRO TIP: Download the Item Description mod and the Missing Hud mods, they'll really help you out.
ANOTHER PRO IT: Read guides to help you learn the game, it has a ♥♥♥♥ ton of different mechanics and secrets for you to learn

A game which is fun at the start, but gets boring quite quickly

Before I write this review I have to say:
THIS IS MY OPINION,
And I don't think the game is bad,
It's just that it's pretty mediocre .

Pros :
Good soundtrack
Enemy variety
Kewl bosses
Amazing pixel art
Map variety

Cons:
The gameplay is just overall lacking. I also wouldn't recommend playing this game with the AI,
it makes a pretty diffcult game a walk in park.

Step 1: Shove a buttload of enemies
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

Especially in the final chapter. Except from being extraordinerly diffcult compared to the rest of the game,
The final boss is ultimately a letdown in my opinion, and it just ruines the climax.

Step 1: Shove a buttload of enemies
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

Overall, this game has alot of potential of being amazing, but it kinda screwed it up with the gameplay and the final chapter.

I GIVE IT A 6/10. STILL RECOMMEND IT DOE.

BONUES: How to beat arena mode:
Jump kick everything until it dies from Ebola

Don't buy this if you have a dog, this game is so addictive I forgot to walk him, and he ♥♥♥♥ on my carpet

Playing this game felt like uploading an instegram pic of my ♥♥♥♥ becuase i am too poor to afford food

I give this game 9/11, George Bush did the inside job confirmed.
Pros:
It confirmed 9/11 was an inside job
It has a lot of dogs
Rule 34
The community
Cons:
It confirmed 9/11 was an inside job
It has a lot of dogs
Rule 34
The community

JUST BUY THE DAMNED GAME YOU NEGRO

♥♥♥♥ game lel

The game is buggy and poorly optimized, Yeah, it might still be in Alpha but how do you expect me to play when i get 20 fps on the lowest settings whenever i go into a city? Be aware that i'm playing on a GTX 650 TI and Intel I3 with 8 gigs of ram,i'm playing on a 1280X1024 resolution... i can play BF4 on high settings and get 60 fps but not in this sh*t ass game?
The game is pretty boring and annoying, i always die of thirst or starvation and knowing where the f*ck i am is pretty much impossible due to signs being written in Russian. There are alot of other reasons why the game is sh*tty and not fun but overall i give this piece of garbage 2/10, i'm not playing until they make the game playable. OPTIMIZE THE GAME ALREADY! I srsly paid 30$ for this? At least in other early access games i can play them without dropping my settings to the low even though they are unfinished like this piece of f*cking sh*t...

ze lord geben uprovs

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome