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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:17am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:53pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 10:02am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 8:09pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:04pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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