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1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Keep the the vibe and the voice acting in the full release and im sold
Posted 8 January.
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164.8 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I wish I could take back the compliment I accidentally bestowed upon the vile creature known as the q-girl.


Other than that, great game, maybe try it first tho, not the easiest thing on the eyes lol
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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813.3 hrs on record (645.9 hrs at review time)
All the ways in which this game is superior to Helldivers 2:
-No console pleb PSN required
-No confused balance team
-No obnoxious community mannagers
-Modding support
-Actually goes on sale
-People get mad when you bring it up in relation to Copedivers
-No ban system present/coming
-Does not delete your CPU whilst utilizing <5% GPU
-DOTs work AND are effective
-Actually has vehicles (dotty)
-Did I mention no PSN?
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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634.5 hrs on record (547.5 hrs at review time)
Not a good purchase as of 9/11/25

New content sucks
Bugs, janky animations, unavoidable damage (except if you buy the new warbond hurr hurr hurr), enemies which invalidate a good 70-90% of support weapons depending on faction, stuff hitting you through walls/terrain, stuff hitting you from multiple body-lengths away

Devs have a very different idea of what a good game looks like than their community.
Remember that the ONLY reason this game was as amazing as it was, was because they were too incompetent to properly implement their stupid vision, they literally got lucky and have been chipping away at their success over time, hoping to slowly boil the frog and gaslight us into enjoying their Gruntslop idea.

At least we get to disable crossplay to not have to deal with open mic amoebas on consoles.

Very glad I jumped on the train super-early and got to experience the game at its fun-peak.
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 11 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,832.1 hrs on record (3,691.0 hrs at review time)
A friend of mine got banned with a -5000 platinum ballance for trading rivens. Do NOT trade in this game, as you risk getting banned if you do so.
How?
If the person you traded with was banned for selling platinum on a 3rd party site, and gets banned for having done so, you will be banned too, regardless of context, it doesnt matter if the trade was legit and within the TOS of the game. You will end up with thousands of plat in debt, the only way to restore your account at this point is to buy all the plat you "owe" DE.
In my friend's case: about 5000, which is about $200.

Do not play this game, the devs are greedy and will ban innocent people for no good reason. And if you still wanna play the game, don't give the devs any cash, they do not deserve even a single cent.
Posted 25 October, 2017. Last edited 20 August, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
128.0 hrs on record (119.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
No sorka, ale ta gra to crap.

Do wad należą:
-Community złożone z 9-letnich fanów izaka drących mordy na graczy ze swojej drużyny.
-Od chuja upośledzonych fanboyów VP
-Generalnie całe community napędzane przez 10-latki i kontrolowane przez wodogłowianych youtuberów.
-Każda "Profesjonalna" drużyna ma minimum jednego cheatera.
-Generalnie grafika i optymalizacja ssie.
-Zdobycie cheatów jest nieprzyzwoicie proste.
-Wodogłowy niszczące nowym graczom gre, zwane "smurfami".
Zalety:
-Nic sie nie da zrobić bez wyeliminowania plebsu i fanboyów z community.
-Gameplay czasami potrafi być wciągający, ale tylko jak się smurfuje.


Moje uwagi:
-Ludzie grają w to tylko dlatego, że gre stworzyło valve i że jest to kontynuacja "słynnej" serii gier Counter-Strike.
-VAC ssie. Cheaterzy ZAWSZE będą o krok przed anti-cheatem.



"WIĘC W CO MAM GRAĆ JAK NIE W TO, JESTEM POLACZKIEM I MUSZE GRAĆ W CSA BO VP RAZ WYGRAŁO :<<<<<"
Idź grać w minecrafta non premium na 20fps-ach. Wyniesiesz z tego więcej niż z tej chujowej parodii fps-a.

A jeśli szukasz innej gry, która jest fps-em i nowej dużej firmy do ubóstwiania, graj w Overwatch.


Dziękuję za uwagę.
Nie polecam.
Posted 28 February, 2017. Last edited 28 February, 2017.
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6,360.3 hrs on record (478.8 hrs at review time)
Valve is letting the last good game they made die as you read this lol
Posted 12 April, 2014. Last edited 2 June, 2024.
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