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Meanwhile, I’m not the one clocking in like DBD is a second shift. My life is handled house? Paid. Car? Paid. Income? 415k a year. I play because I feel like it, not because it’s the only place I get achievements.
I drop in, get a 4k, and log out. You’re out here with 17k hours acting like gens going fast is some tactical mastermind moment. Please.
You keep shouting about skill, but you’re built entirely from the devs’ 2025 training wheels perk set. Getting tunneled in this meta is like losing a tutorial fight impressive in the wrong direction.
Anyway, queue up again if you want. I’ve got an actual schedule to get back to.”
Meanwhile, I’m not the one clocking in like DBD is a second shift. My life is handled house? Paid. Car? Paid. Income? 415k a year. I play because I feel like it, not because it’s the only place I get achievements.
I drop in, get a 4k, and log out. You’re out here with 17k hours acting like gens going fast is some tactical mastermind moment. Please.
You keep shouting about skill, but you’re built entirely from the devs’ 2025 training wheels perk set. Getting tunneled in this meta is like losing a tutorial fight impressive in the wrong direction.
Anyway, queue up again if you want. I’ve got an actual schedule to get back to.”
Meanwhile, I’m not the one clocking in like DBD is a second shift. My life is handled house? Paid. Car? Paid. Income? 415k a year. I play because I feel like it, not because it’s the only place I get achievements.
I drop in, get a 4k, and log out. You’re out here with 17k hours acting like gens going fast is some tactical mastermind moment. Please.
You keep shouting about skill, but you’re built entirely from the devs’ 2025 training wheels perk set. Getting tunneled in this meta is like losing a tutorial fight impressive in the wrong direction.
Anyway, queue up again if you want. I’ve got an actual schedule to get back to.”