Recent reviews by Balougahfitz

Pretty low energy, but good with a partner, a guide, and music. If you don't know the original, it's fun being confused when the weird stuff comes up. Foster is a real dingus.

At a certain point, tower defense games don't really need to get any prettier and, sadly, this right here goes beyond that point and utilized RTS graphics for a march to the scaffold tower defense game. Poor show, if I daresay. It's good stuff though, just as addicting as the flash games of olden times and yore, but I must admit that every tower, other than the gun tower, suffers from the fact that it is not the gun tower.

I give it three out of four energy cores.

I'm not positive there's a single loading screen or transition in this game. It's like Mass Effect, but where you think there are elevators BAM ZOMBIES! Zombies in the window, they climbin' in through the airlock! Shoot their limbs off, use that flammenwerfer! Just when you think you're safe, how about a bit of PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWNS! Think you're shooting zombies? Think again! Babies! Civilians! Babies! Babies everywhere! It's also a great stomping simulator.

I give it four out of four severed fingers.

So for the first five minutes you'll be thinking that this is too hard and it looks stupid, but then about five minutes in you'll be stealing everyone's canned beans. Shortly after that you'll realize the importance of traveling light as a mutated pig rips your stomach open. A few hours in, after you've found (stolen) the good guns and have a good lay of the land, you can jostle through darkened corridoors in and out of abandoned offices chasing after a psychic mutant; they were a huge threat when you started off, but now all you do is shoot them in their STUPID FACES. SKILL SHOT!