So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunatly, I'm quiet, calculated, and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway, one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of fellow students when a gang-banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling out my katana for judo practice out with one fell swoop. "Go ahead" i say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy these odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. my other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didn't see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile becuase I was only doing my duty. Safe to say dhe saw who a real man was that day.

im telling you dude, this guy is cracked. i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying a case of redbull and a couple packs of adult diapers. i asked him what the diapers were for and he said he needed them to stop himself from $hitting all over these kids. before I could attempt to roast him for it, he slapped my ass and bunnyhopped out the place. no he didnt even pay for them. you guys think you're godly at any fps game but clearly you've never played against this guy. hell i played with him as teammates and he still kills me with no problem. :_sorrow_:

U stole my virginity

no u stole my comment

That other guy stole my comment as well

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