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Herbert 2023 年 10 月 1 日上午 10:39

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stresser 2017 年 6 月 19 日下午 8:11

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Bad Cat 2017 年 6 月 19 日下午 5:01

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

vorpal 2016 年 12 月 30 日下午 3:15

My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding a gun

"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, shocked at my appearance.
"Quiet woman! I'm hunting decepticons!" I whispered back harshly.
She put her hands on her hips. "You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as decepticons!"
I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked.
"I guess you're right! Man I must look like and idiot!" I said.
She laughed.
I laughed.
The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.

stresser 2016 年 9 月 15 日下午 9:29

Dear, Sicko,
I am writing this on behalf of www.milfknockers.com to let you know that your online purchase of the pornographic film, "Space cowgirl gets DP from the Pringles guy" has been confirmed. A copy has been included in the email you should receive in the next 24 hours.
Yours truly,
- Steve Buscemi