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skilled marksman, deadly accuracy, let's stay on top of the leaderboard

Signed :) Lets play csgo

Your king is nice af, much respect. I can tell you really developed with the character and you know a lot of cool situational things. Ggs

ggs, sick king.
game crashed and needed that mu exp

Bottom feeder

+rep great guy great trade!

ggs bro sick isw's

nice lag

GGS AGAIN

you fight like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

GGs! Awesome King!

GGS THANKS FOR THE FREE PROMO

ggs. hella fun dm. solid king

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imagine playing like a turtle

ggs you're king is strong man

gg's solid king :D

GGs. I appreciate the games

ggs

Ggs bro

Your connection ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.

ggs, your AK is nasty

ggs, thanks for the King match up experience.

ggs

your over 10 ranks lower than me don't add me

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Confusion will be my epitaph
as I walk a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying.
-- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"

Proposed Country & Western Song Titles
I Don't Mind If You Lie to Me, As Long As I Ain't Lyin' Alone
I Wouldn't Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
If You Leave Me, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Comin' In
Since You

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Hey those games were really fun, sorry about the connection issues.

gg you almost got me XD ha ha

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o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays PS4 SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady.

u betted watch out im going to hack u i got ur ip buddy i swear u will regret ever insulting me little gay weeb boy stupid fricking idiot ur so bad at the game just stop im better than u i know all the different hacks i coded my own hacking website i can delete your system 32 from my computer i know how to give you a virus i will give you all of them lamo are you scared you should be respond in 100 seconds or i delete ur hard drive ooh ur luck my mom is making me get off hack u later n00b got ur ip bud just wait

ever wonder why so many vids showing how impossible it is for two buildings to fall at the speed of gravity after planes were crashed into them. why are their no vids showing how it is possible? i have looked for some but no luck. have found some controlled demos and the simularitys are stunning. newtons law is the best. all i ever hear is how crazy a person has to be not to believe it. i have mispelled words on here to side track some dumb asses to not get the message and call me a crazy person for not spelling all words correctly. guess they cant read words that are misspelled> whos the d ass? have a bet with my girlfriend how many asswipes will respond with remarks about my punt and spelling. so pls bring it on so i can win. instead of commenting about the sub at hand. if misspelled words hurt that much pls comment so we can laugh at you thx for reading

Hi baby girl hehe. Everything's okay, I promise. I forgive you. It's okay, don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be okay. I love you. I love you so much. I love you more than there are grains of sand, on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy of the universe. I-I need you in my life. I need you more than humans need water, and food to survive. You mean more to me than - home depot means to Mr Ladrado. You mean more to me than just anything. You mean more to me than gold and diamonds, mean to the greediest burglar. And you're just the most perfect, most beautiful girl in all of the world, and I love you so much. I hope you enjoy watching this, baby girl kiss, hehe. See you at school tomorrow baby girl. I love you raises eyebrows, hehe. I do, it's true. I love you more than anything else in the world hehehe. Bye baby girl. Stay perfect. Just for me.

I have a sexual attraction for robots. When I go to bed every night at 11:30, I touch myself thinking of BB8 or WALL-E passionately using their tools to expand and ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wide. I dream of me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLaDOS hard in her small robotic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as her robotics jerk off my ♥♥♥♥ in her ass. I once came so hard thinking of R2D2 that it went into my mouth and I swallowed, in honor of him. If you cannot accept my fetish for robotics, you need to get off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet and learn respect.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep stabbed me and ran off with my P90 module

+rep good trader

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