BACON FRIES

I ask you if you would still sacrifice me to the dark lord if i was a worm. You say no.

H-h-how dare you kitten! INSULT ME LIKE THIS!??? H-have you found a-another alpha that you can talk back to! You better not have!!!! IT MAKES ME SO A-ANGRY THINKING OF YOU WITH ANOTHER ALPHA!!!! D-DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER ALPHAS YOU UNDERSTAND? starts to breathe heavily like a sigma male U-U-UGH… KITTEN YOU GET ON MY NERVES!!! real sigma male tears form M- MY RAGE.. I CANNOT CONTROL MY RAGE KITTEN… GET AWAY! throws kitten out of window W-what have I done… K-KITTEN! IN A M- m- MONSTER!!! KITTEN WAKE UP PLEASE! shakes kitten intensely WAKE UP MY KITTEN! I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!! K K KITTENNNNN!!!!! A-A-AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! barks and summons wolf pack A-AUGHHH!!! GGRRR I CAN FEEL MY RAGE SUMMONING A CHARIOT FOR KITTEN! transforms into mega supreme half demon half princess half blood prince half andrew tate sigma male alpha wolf leader GROWL SNARL QUICK G-GUYS WE NEED TO GET KITTEN TO THE HOSPITAL!

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