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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2013 @ 3:54pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2013 @ 3:54pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 1:50pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 1:44pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:00pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 1:42pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 9:33am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 1:56pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 9:57am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 9:56am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:34pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 9:56am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 8:56pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:37pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 7:22pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:27pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:27pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:17pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:31pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:44pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2013 @ 9:53pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 9:38am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 7:26pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 9:09pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:00pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:01pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 1:39pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 9:39am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:31pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2013 @ 2:31pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 4:54pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:51pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:10pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:15pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:19pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:20pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 2:42pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 12:25pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 1:59pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2014 @ 3:19pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2014 @ 3:36pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 1:38am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:31pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 4:36pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 1:18am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:59pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:34pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:32pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 8:45pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2018 @ 10:16pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2018 @ 9:59pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 1:29am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.