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yrs

tarkov in the bayou but + zombies - depression

Risk: Global Domination is a god-tier rage creator.

Slowly craft a magnificent army for three quarters of an hour. Place it as strategically as would the likes of Alexander or Napoleon. Position yourself glory. Then, have a noob with 1.7 hours blindly attack you with a whole nation's' worth of troops, crippling both yours and their armies in the process. Proceed to get the crumbs of your empire nonchalantly eaten up by a patient, neighbouring player. Exit the game in woeful shame. Repeat.

ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC GAMING EXPERIENCE. THANK YOU BILL GATES FOR GIVING BIRTH TO THIS MONSTROUSLY BEAUTIFUL FIRST PERSON ALIEN DOOT DOOT EXPERIENCE. I EXPERIENCED MY SEXUAL AWAKENING IN A FAMILY FRIEND'S BASEMENT PLAYING THE ORIGINAL HALO ON XBOX. CORTANA'S THIRST TRAP ASS INSTANTLY TRIGGERED MY PUBERTY.

10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND TO A FRIEND

yes

I like the shooty lasers.

Very immersive and competitive, fast paced, sports oriented, hot wheels soccer.