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24 of 29 (83%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 12:40pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 5:49am

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 12:26pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 1:38pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 9:48am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2017 @ 4:36pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 4:28pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 7:00am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 6:49am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 5:40am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 6:12am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 12:14pm

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 6:01pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:07pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 4:28pm

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 6:39am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 5:24am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 4:56pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:16pm

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:25pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 6:45am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2017 @ 5:48pm

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2017 @ 12:08pm

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 1:21am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

Unlock all achievements

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies