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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 2:09pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:36am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:24pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:24am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 3:46pm