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190.9 hrs on record (178.7 hrs at review time)
To start off, I love this game, just as I loved the first one. The gameplay loop can keep me going for quite a while.
My only real gripe with this game is the abysmal load times that come with not having an SDD. Spawning in when my other two mates have run a quarter of the mission without me sucks.
Posted 28 January.
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2,992.7 hrs on record (1,862.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ Eyegasm
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Meh
☐ Tiger Electronics LCD Quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Dear lord save me

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for checking on your Tamagotchi
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ That's cash in the trash

---{Bugs}---
☐ What bugs?
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Sonic '06
Posted 25 June, 2023.
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1,119.8 hrs on record (859.8 hrs at review time)
Once patrolled German held territory during a WWII operation with a platoon.
Here is our story.

1. Encountered German patrol.
2. Our designated medic was drunk.
3. The germans disappeared briefly *Cue a moment of peace*
4. The god **** panzer division rolled up.
5. We learnt that our medic was better at being a medic whilst drunk.
6. She got shot. ****.
7. We drag her away from the kill zone and escape into the country side, never to return.

11/10 - Would trust the drunk chick again.
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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61.2 hrs on record
Overall great game. I've been playing this game ever since I got my first playstation 2 in 2005.
Pro tip: Do NOT enter 500+ cheats before the mad dogg mission or he will actually jump off the roof faster than he would had you not used cheats.
Posted 17 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.4 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Alright, so I got this game a few days ago, and from some of the reviews and many YouTube videos I was under the impression that I wasted my money. FOrtunately enough, I gave the game a go. Hereès what I found out for myself:

Pros:
- Immersive Campaign
- Variety of weapons and customizations
- Lengthy story (This is mainly if you're like me and hate driving in this game)

Cons:
- Not the best console ported game in the world
- (In my Opinion) Certain customizations don't go with weapons you wish they would :c
- Seems to be that there's no PVP mode..

Overall I would give this game an 8/10, it's great, looks amazing if your computer can handle it on highest settings and you won't regret your campaign playthrough. I can't speak for the COOP mode as I haven't even made an effort to try that yet, but maybe try to get this game on sale.
Posted 15 January, 2017.
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