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My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you

Okay, Do you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Okay? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

Insanity is doing the exact... same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over again expecting... ♥♥♥♥ to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... ... you are looking at me...

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said it was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'.

So I'mma make a call-out post on my twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrropllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth. Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you, too.

Stop saying Karen. "Karen" is a sexist and racist term equivalent to the n-word for white women. Calling a woman "Karen" is an attempt to get rid of women's right to stand up for themselves.