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53.0 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 15 November, 2024.
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7.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 November, 2023.
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9.6 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 22 August, 2022.
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6.5 hrs on record
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Posted 21 July, 2022.
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75.6 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 1 December, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
119.4 hrs on record (79.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'll start this by saying the game is fun. However, it has numerous glaring issues and I don't see it having a future far beyond where it is now.

The game runs like a fat kid after his 5th helping of chicken, the main menu frequently has to be reloaded as it loves to throw tantrums and any object over 30cm high may as well be the Great Wall of China.

Meanwhile:
- The game is getting a port to Xbox One while still in Early Access. (More Money)
- The game will inevitably get a port to PlayStation 4 in the future as well. (More Money)
- The game has micro-transactions for cosmetics in Early Access. (More Money)
- Cosmetics are already trade-able and have market value.
- Players are being banned left, right and centre under the veil of "Stream Sniping".
(If you're a sceptic you could see this as another means of making more money from repeat purchases)

If this game gets a better movement/vaulting system, better optimisation, a main menu that isn't loaded from their website[front.battlegroundsgame.com] and STOPS PANDERING TO EVERY TOM, ♥♥♥♥ AND HARRY THAT CALLS THEMSELVES A "STREAMER", my arm may be twisted to liking this game.

Currently, I do not recommend supporting the greedy devs who show no interest in making the game better for everyone and ban anyone who disagrees with them.

I look forward to getting banned for this review.
Posted 17 September, 2017.
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509.5 hrs on record (321.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Community condos are questionable.
Posted 23 July, 2016. Last edited 9 May, 2021.
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38.6 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
I keep trying to write a review for this game but I keep starting again. I can't really put into writing what this game is.

What I can say is; is that I really like it. Having now played through the entire game from start to finish I felt the need to recommend it.

In short, you walk around abandoned buildings, tunnels and facilities and solve puzzles in order to progress. You are either the luckiest person in the world or the unluckiest, because everything seems to collapse or explode around you but you always just about find a way to survive.

But don't just think this is an abandoned building sight-seeing tour, oh no. The city is full of corruption and scandals that have lead to the neglect, deterioration and collapse of most of the city.

The game looks good and generally runs well as well (It's a Source game at it's core, so most PCs should run it). Small parts towards the end of the game run slightly worse though (and there may currently be a memory leak/bug, as the game started to chug after 3/4 hours running straight during Act 1. Restarting the game fixed it).

But overall, it looks great, has an intriguing story behind it, and has a good selection of challenging but not "make you want to smash your head against the monitor before jumping from your window" challenging puzzles.

I think the game is around 14hrs long, but this will vary largely depending on how much you explore and how terrible you are at some of the puzzles.

TL;DR - Great game for puzzle-lovers and world-explorers alike.
Posted 19 April, 2016. Last edited 29 September, 2017.
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73 people found this review helpful
210.6 hrs on record (73.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you like LAZORS, Flying through the air and balls, you'll love this game. Action-packed game with constant battles for the ball and land possesion. Never a dull moment with this game. Form a group with some friends, start a team, develop tac-tics and play agains the people of the game, or sign up for the frequent community tournaments. Or play by yourself with whoever else is online. Cool consept, amazingly well executed, awesome design and great gameplay.
Really cool game, loads of updates, still in alpha and still the best game I've played in months!
Not enough people own it!
Posted 8 December, 2013. Last edited 17 December, 2013.
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