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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 7:22am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:51am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:53am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 6:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 8:39am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:37am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 4:46am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 10:16am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:57am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:18am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 7:49am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:39am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:27am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:26am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 11:29am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 8:43am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 4:58am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:10am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!