Hey cutie pie~~~ just saw ur pfp and how u have 500+ hours on risk of rain 2... maybe... we should... *leans lips closer to u* play it sometime...?

+rep has beheld the infinite malignity of the stars

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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Only if you play Risk of Rain Returns

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