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I’m here all weekend come on ya punk swimmer I’ll be waiting on you, wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in ♥♥♥♥♥? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger RSC 13-2 I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction so no I’m not worried about you the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? And no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops cuz I just told you and the internet where I live you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there either way

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