Sinbolt's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:23am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:15am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:40am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:31am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 9:21am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 11:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:27am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 7:02am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 10:19am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 6:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:55am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 8:48am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 9:42am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 11:33am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 10:59am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 3:54am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:22am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 2:43am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:17am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:35am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 4:27am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:48am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:14am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 11:16am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 9:56am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 4:09am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:29am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:41am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:40am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:20am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:33am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 5:33am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:40am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 9:54am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 9:41am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 11:16am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 7:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 6:47am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 6:33am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 3:47am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 4:30am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 4:30am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 11 May, 2017 @ 4:05am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 4:30am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30