Oh, how incredibly generous of you. Are you asserting that you are an alpha male? Okay, let me update you: Alpha Males haven't been in control for quite a few decades. Once you graduate from high school and start your unfulfilling office job, do you know who will be your boss? Yes, the nerdy person you mocked is correct. It's amusing, don't you think? Most of the women you are referencing, despite the obvious falsehoods you have inserted, and the somewhat inaccurate generalizations that persist, are frankly, foolish promiscuous individuals. It is ridiculous that you are attempting to provoke us with them because, although they may seem attractive in writing, we have no interest in those disrespectful individuals. Additionally, thanks for "hooking up with all the girls at the school (I'm sure you can also bench 2000 pounds, am I right?)." You have caused us sorrow, made us adjust to it, and helped us develop as individuals. As you're occupied penetrating your skanks who have AIDS

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks