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SO U PLAYIN LEAGUE NOW HUH

#TheClickbait #TheBullseye

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ITCHBAY IGGNA

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you're a crazy good clutcher with the awp tho

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“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

+rep what do all of these have in common?

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
– Andy Borowitz

“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
– Hillary Clinton

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”
– Steve Irwin

“Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.”
– Woody Allen

+rep poem of the day

Three baby frogs grandma said not to bother
but we were only eight, and we couldn’t wait to teach them tricks
so we dipped them in some paint.
We followed the little white dots into the garden
where we found them resting by the squash and leaning on the broccoli
and belly-up under the turnips with remnants of our Picasso’s on their tiny backs
and scared to death they’d peed on us and grandma would see
and know somehow we were murderers, Jeannie and me.

By Gwendolyn Poliszczuk