Recent reviews by BDRK9

Settings are buried in a menu that requires you to play through the tutorial and the first level to access. Need to adjust the display resolution, or switch to fullscreen? Too bad, you have to play an entire level before you can change anything. The options should be part of the main menu. Bad port.

Buggy to the point of being unplayable. I dashed once and then, afterwards, my character would automatically dash the second the cooldown was over.

Updated the product to GUT all the content we already paid for, acted like it was an "upgrade." DO NOT BUY. They removed virtually all of the worthwhile content. I will never spend a single penny on another Ubisoft product for the rest of my life, even if they fix their company.

Game crashes a few seconds in, just after the first loading screen. My PC exceeds the recommend specs. As many have said, it's unplayable as-is.

I love Chilla's Art games. They're better than most AAA titles insofar as they're fun, they feel worth the money you pay, and there are unique situations/ideas at play. Sure, some of their games have been janky before, but even their worse/jankier titles were still worth a few bucks for an evening distraction. These are great games to play late at night with a friend or two, where you can laugh at the jank together and enjoy the in-game atmosphere.

For that reason, I won't refund The Bathhouse. They've done a great job in the past and I hold out hope that they'll fix the issues with this game. Until they do, it's probably best not to buy it unless you're just a fan of their work and you'd like to support their development efforts. There's no telling if you'll be one of the lucky ones who can get it to run properly.

Surreal FPS version of Hitman with a cynical satirical theme. Masterfully deconstructive. Expectations are constantly subverted and explanations are sparse. Expect a learning curve. Dedicated, higher-skill players will zoom through levels, slaughtering everything in moments, to earn an S rank. Less skilled players can treat it like a slow, tactical shooter and still have a lot of fun.

A new favorite of mine that I'll likely replay for years to come.

BROKEN PORT. Requires fan patches and results aren't consistent. Don't waste your money unless you like spending hours troubleshooting old games.

Horrible port with a laundry list of jank.

A good - but seriously flawed - game. The ending was really unsatisfying. Not the worst RE title but don't expect anything as good as RE7.

As many others have said in the discussion forms, there's a huge audio sync problem with cutscenes. Even on high end rigs this is an issue. It makes cutscenes unawatchable. I would wait for the inevitable patch before purchasing.

I get that it's a joke game, but the controls are frustrating. Designing the games with VERY old, clunky sensibilities in mind was obviously the point, but it doesn't make it fun. It's worth a laugh, but not worth paying for. You can get the joke just by watching gameplay. If you want to actually play any of these, just go play the real ones, which this does a good job of making you appreciate by purposefully making these mini versions bad.

Repetitive and mediocre. Couldn't find any enjoyment in it. The mechanics are completely barebones and the combat isn't particularly engaging or fun. The loading screens shouldn't be the best part of any game. I stopped bothering after beating the first real boss.