Hey there dumbass! I'm Ball Man. I most likely hate you though, unless you're cool.
<--------------------------- This is an illustration I made of myself.



About me: I am a ball, obviously.
My country of origin is the USA, even though I speak like a brit.
I don't actually know how I was born, since I don't have parents. Still trying to figure that out..
I run a bakery in The Isle of Shapes, Shapetown, named "Ball Man's Bakery".
I have one friend, his name is Quadri. I tried to get him to make a Steam account but he refused.

If you're sky blue, are a shape of a cube, and your name is Derek, politely ♥♥♥♥ off.

PS: If you're a scammer, also ♥♥♥♥ off. I wont fall for it.