Ingredients:
A sinister bucket of conniving crabs
A handful of betrayal
A drizzle of despair
A pinch of irony
A smirk of schadenfreude

Instructions:
Preparation Phase - Assemble your bucket of crabs. Make sure to hit them hard with a hammer or rock.
Laugh maniacally to set the tone. This step is optional but highly recommended.
Seasoning the Crabs - Sprinkle the bucket with lots of gunpowder. Add a handful of organs from the last person who betrayed you.
Cooking Process - Place the bucket of crabs in the heart of your fire. Turn up the heat with extra gasoline and enjoy the pandemonium. Listen to the terrified cries of crabs trying to climb over the others, only to be pulled back down.
Finishing Touches - Add the eyeball from your last victim.Smirk with schadenfreude as you watch the crabs boil to their doom.
Serving Suggestion - Serve to your family with a wicked grin. This dish pairs well with villainous laughter and camera to capture their faces when they try it.
- Bon Appéti

Send any remains to the Tech Support Staff of Eve Online - The Betrayal and the Russian-Backed Ukrainian CEO of World of Crap - Warplanes and War-boats and the Stupid Punks Kids that play it via French Air Mail Express.

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Example: G:\Steam\Steam.exe -nochatui -nofriendsui -silent steam://rungameid/1605220
Then link game icon to shortcut.

2. Disable everything except cloud in settings.
3. Disable all cookies for their marketing.
4. Remove your credit card.
5. Exit Steam when done playing game once cloud finishes sync.

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