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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon
🤓
"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
🙁
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --
anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under
such difficult conditions.
-- Laurence J. Peter
😘
Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...
-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud
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Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...
(More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc)
😱
In charity there is no excess.
-- Francis Bacon
😯
Too beautiful face, you can't fully enjoy the body.
Pros: Beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥, fine tits, tight ass, sexy voice, good at CS:GO.
Cons: Too good at CS:GO, too friendly(probably from Canada), won't do anal.