Oh, hey there! Didn't realize you were coming over or I would've cleaned up a bit. Thanks for stopping by! I just put a charcuterie board together and there is La Croix in the fridge, help yourself. Those remotes control the satellite television & speaker system if you want to jam. The pool is just out back and there are spare trunks in that cabinet if you need a pair. I'll be downstairs snorting copious amounts of gorilla-thumb sized coke lines and day-trading volatile pot stocks with Smashmouth's music video for "All-Star" on repeat on a 26 inch LCD screen in the background. If you need anything, call the police.